on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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