What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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