CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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