I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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