32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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