You really coming over, don't trick.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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