Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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