Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So squirting runs in the family.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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