I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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