I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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