I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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