its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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