you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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