the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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