Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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