We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize