Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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