I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize