Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We have started to decorate penises.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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