i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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