BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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