I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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