I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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