Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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