Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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