Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Randomize