Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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