He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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