Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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