Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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