Christians are straight up FREAKS
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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