i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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