you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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