so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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