hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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