I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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