i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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