Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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