I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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