If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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