somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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