look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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