Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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