I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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