She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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