This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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