I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
His hands were made for my vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We left the knife in your bed.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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