Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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