i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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