he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Shame - the story of my life.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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