i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Randomize
